1/7/2010 - Quote

The single greatest reason that I hate teenagers is the fact that it is no longer ‘cool’ to be smart. Although this has always been somewhat true, my generation has pushed it to an all new level. The anti-intellectual attitude that is present in most of popular teen culture is something that totally baffles me. The vast majority of people my age aspire to be rappers and movie stars, not scientists or engineers. They want to be millionaires, but they can hardly compose a complete sentence. I am sick and fucking tired of being asked to dumb down my speech because I use ‘big words’ like specification and qualify. It sends a chill down my spine when I get a glance of a classmate’s writing in honors English and I have to consciously put forth conscious effort to decipher their illiterate babble. I’m disillusioned and burnt out because I’m surrounded by people that think the multiplication of polynomials is “hard as a bitch!”. I’m disgusted every time I see the epidemic of bigotry, misogyny, hatred and general nastiness every time I step into my high school. I’m confused and angry. I don’t like what is happening to my generation, and I’m genuinely afraid for the future. There are many people my age that I know that are wonderful, smart, and can maintain an intelligent conversation for more than a few minutes. The problem is that that group of people is vastly outnumbered by the legions of idiots who fear anything with more than four syllables. It’s hard; being scared and along in a sea of stupidity. Hopefully that little nugget of optomisim and hope for humanity is right, and we might not eff it after all.

tl;dr teenagers are stupid and, and I hate them.

— Tarasosx (original comment)

Thought this discussion question would be great to crosspost: You meet a girl (or guy) and you are really liking her. Suddenly you have a conversation about something and she immediately becomes unattractive to you. What were you talking about and what was her stance?

Interesting logic puzzle

10 prisoners are called before an executioner. The executioner says: “Tomorrow, I will put you in a line, front-to-back. So the person in front can see no one else, and the person in back can see everyone else in front of him. I shall then place either a white hat or a black hat on your head. I will begin at the back of the line and ask you what color your hat is. You may make no signal or say anything other than ‘WHITE’ or ‘BLACK’. If you get it right, you will be freed; if you fail, I will execute you.”

The men go back to their shared cell and deliberate the problem, when one speaks up and says, “I know a way is guaranteed to save 9 of us, and will give the other man a 50/50 shot.”

What was his method?

To be clear on the rules: 
* Each man can see all of the hats on the men in front of him, but not his own nor the men behind him.
* Each man may say only “white” or “black” — no kicking the guy in front of him, no indicative pauses, etc. Think of this like a binary-answering situation.
* There is no quaranteed even distribution of the hats.

Answer here

11/27/2009 - Audio

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I asked Mystery Google to leave me a voicemail of either a Katy Perry or Taylor Swift song. This is the first response I got.

11/26/2009 - Quote

You love kittens? A computer programmer? An atheist? Love bacon? Hate Glenn Beck? Came from Digg but now resent it? Adore Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, and Richard Feynman collectively? How about Ron Paul? Wanna see something Half-Life related? Watch Zero Punctuation reviews? Wearing an Obama shirt? Distrust cops? Proposition on gay marriage have you enraged? Wanna see a Narwal? Like Memes? Want to legalize weed? Welcome. Upvoted.
— jpezzznuts

Google Voice

Leave me an interesting voicemail. (Google Voice)

Finally, something >140.

Today, during drama class, we were randomly talking about Taylor Swift. When her age was mentioned, a guy said “She’s 19? You mean I have a chance?” and started heading out the door (although he didn’t exit). Also, we were talking about her upcoming March concert, and how tickets are currently going for ~$120 and the general FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU of it.

Yes, finally something that is >140 characters to post.

First Post

This is the first post for a tumblag. Yeah, I plan on using this for those times when 140 characters just isn’t enough to convey information.